I heew!

I heew at mah new hows wif mah new famiwy. I is vewwy bizzy wif lernin' new stuff an' new hoomom and hoosis. My big brudder duznt wike me yet. Oh wew, I too bizzy to notice.

Not that anyone is paying attention but...

(Skyler speaking)

My baby brother is coming home next Friday. My Grammie and Papa picked him up yesterday. Do you know he likes going for rides in those machines with wheels? I hate going for rides, they make my tummy hurt.

Anyhow, Jesse is coming. Next post will be "Jesse is here" or maybe if he's smart enough to type, "I am here".

Skyler out.

Skyler speaking..."Change in plans"

Daddy is too busy now to stop and pick up Jesse next month. First I thought, "YAY" and then I heard Mommy talking to Grandmommy and now Grandmommy and Grumppa are going to be picking him up. He's going to be here a whole month earlier than was planned on. Geez. I'm in my last couple of weeks peace. Do you think that I'm going to share my toys? Oh no my fine furry friends, I'm not! Mommy said my toys are MINE and that I just have to understand that Jesse's toys are HIS. Nope, what's mine is mine and what's his is mine too!

Jesse pictures

*Sigh* Mom says that I (Skyler) have to post pictures of my baby brother. Man, this is not fair! I'm not even sure I want a baby brother, it's not like they asked me or anything. Grrrrrowl. Anyhows, here's Jesse.







I still think he's funny looking!

Skyler speaking, "exerWHAT??"

Mommy says I have to start exer...exer...exer... UGH! I have to go on more walkies! Can you just imagine? She said that I weigh too much. I'm not sure what that means but it has something to do with my "fat tummy". Frankly I think my tummy looks fine but I'll go walkies, as long as she takes me and not my two legged sister. She's not fun to walk with.

I went on two walkies tonight, 5 minutes each time and then, and then and then and then...BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! I love ball! Know what I love more than ball? Go get Oscar!!!!!!!!!! Bring Oscar to Mom!!! Wuff wuff wuff I loooooooooove Oscarrrrrrrrrrrr.

Howdy, we're the James Brothers

I'll go first because I'm the oldest and besides, Jesse doesn't even live here yet! My name is Skyler and I'm a 5 year old black and tan "tweenie" dachshund. Mom says Tweenie means I'm inbetween a miniature and a standard. That's ok, I like being a tweenie. I'm very cute, Momma says so. I'm a good boy, sooooo handsome and smart she says.

I spend most of my time hanging out with my Mom or my Husis (human sister) Alex. We play chase and ball and tug of war (my favorite!). Occasionally I make them give me treats by doing things like, pooping outside. It's cold out there sometimes, so if I go poop out there they have to give me a cookie. I've also been known to roll over, roll the other way, put em up and speak. But no regular cookie for those, that's hard work. I get T-Bonz for them!

Alright, I suppose it's time to at LEAST show you a picture of my baby brother.
He's 7 weeks old and looks like this.

I think he's funny looking. He's not black and tan like me. He's a...uhmmmmm what did Momma call it? Oh yeah! Chocolate and tan patchwork dapple. That means he's bad for me. See Momma always tells me chocolate is bad for me. Ohhhh she says only the kind you eat, and we can't eat Jesse. But he's funny lookin' all spotted like that.

Mom says I have to get off her computer now but to tell you that I'll post more when I do something interesting. I think typing on her computer is pretty darn interesting, don't you?